Hello Space Cadets, how is everyone doing? I’m pleased to give you all a peak into the life of an infantryman in a light infantry unit. Hope you got a chuckle out of it as well! And don’t worry, supply will still issue him his Kevlar vest and helmet to go with it! And lest we forget, his weapon system! Hey, what’s another 20 pounds among friends?
Until next time, stay frosty and don’t forget to keep your powder dry!
JR
–> This image was found on the hilarious iFunny website, under the search word #infantry. Go on over and check out those comic geniuses!!
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A thousand Appalachian Trail thru-hikers are laughing at you and slapping their taut, yet bandaged, knees.
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What an impressive feat, the Appalachian Trail I mean!
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I’m thinking they’d be interested in hearing about your Kevlar gear, though, especially in bear country.
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The rifle would be a better defense… OR a grenade! LOL!!
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Actually, the best defense is a good offense: knowing how to store your food eliminates pretty much all threats.
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I’ve been told that a well aimed shot is A multifaceted weapon; offensive AND defensive!! Or so sayeth my drill sergeants.
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People don’t see the world the way it is, they see the world the way they are. Pack a gun and you’ll find a reason to use it.
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DON’T pack one and you’ll wish you did. And personally, I see the world as it is BECAUSE I’ve seen humanity at it worst. Every American or 1st World Citizen should have to see what a 3rd World alum looks like. It’s life altering.
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Enjoy your world.
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I try to, several times a day!! 🙂
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My life as a desk-jockey doesn’t compare. And though I was an air force brat, I think the heaviest thing my dad ever carried was a wrench.
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The Air Force serve too, while I make jokes… they’re all my brothers. And desk jockeying can be hard… you have the crazy cubical guy with the creepy eyes to ward off!!!
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I need a chiropractor just looking at that picture. 0.0
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Me too!!!
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I mean that bag is okay, I suppose. Without molle straps on it where am I supposed to attach my external pouches? I need a place for my hair gel, cool-guy sunglasses, beard trimmers, and flip flops.
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Well, as long as you look cool doing it!! 😉
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